Oh, you poor, stupid tweetbot/ad service. You don’t even underSTAND how wrong of a person you tweeted this to.
1) I like nachos and peanut butter and cookies FAR too much to be a model.
2) I am, like, 8 times the size that you would prefer me to be. And see #1 to see why that won’t be changing anytime soon.
3) HAVE YOU SEEN MY FACE? I mean, I’m not making it as a plus-size model either with this schnozzola.
4) I am literally the least photogenic person in the history of time ever.
Whew! That gave me a good laugh.