1. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh, you poor, stupid tweetbot/ad service. You don’t even underSTAND how wrong of a person you tweeted this to.

1) I like nachos and peanut butter and cookies FAR too much to be a model.

2) I am, like, 8 times the size that you would prefer me to be. And see #1 to see why that won’t be changing anytime soon.

3) HAVE YOU SEEN MY FACE? I mean, I’m not making it as a plus-size model either with this schnozzola.

4) I am literally the least photogenic person in the history of time ever.

Whew! That gave me a good laugh.
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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    Oh, you poor, stupid tweetbot/ad service. You don’t even underSTAND how wrong of a person you tweeted this to.

    1) I like nachos and peanut butter and cookies FAR too much to be a model.

    2) I am, like, 8 times the size that you would prefer me to be. And see #1 to see why that won’t be changing anytime soon.

    3) HAVE YOU SEEN MY FACE? I mean, I’m not making it as a plus-size model either with this schnozzola.

    4) I am literally the least photogenic person in the history of time ever.

    Whew! That gave me a good laugh.

    1. blackberrycreek said: Hush, you’re so pretty and I love your face and you’re adorable, shhhhh. (I got a modeling/acting tweetbot, too, they must have been creeping our convo. I was like, lol, report for spam.)
    2. somethingsmattermore said: You crack me up miss shannon. I had one of these recently as well and basically thought the same things. P.s You are awesome.
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